WYWW Part 2
Today's instant messenger discussion touches on some serious subject matter. And of course, balls.
While You Were Working: Part 1
Soooo when I had a job I often had some pretty funny IM conversations with a buddy. So funny I though I better save them just in case I needed a laugh someday. Well, I've found a way to share them with you. Please enjoy episode 1.
Ask Yourself, "Am I Living Up To My Potential"
It's been forever. I feel like that other site just stole me away from you. Oh sure I was out trying to help the blah blah blah. You don't care. You just want me to come back here and fire up the nonsensical banter and wiener jokes again.
Well, lucky for us, I've had some spectacular ideas lately. And I've been writing again. Well, when I say "writing" I mean I've collected about 15 paragraphs that go together in no way, focused my introspective analysis, and enjoyed some new life experiences.
I'm not sure how Hemingway found his voice, but I'm sure if he were alive today it would involve getting blackout drunk at a local bar on 'Trivia Night' and checking his iPhone notes for inspiration in the morning.
Now on a serious note, when was the last time you screamed as loud as you can? I highly recommend it. It's as addictive as meth doughnuts. Seriously, its kinda liberating. My neighbors may not have enjoyed it at 2 am but they're all closed minded troglodytes anyway. As I rode my bike home the other night I got the urge to scream, to let out as much as I could. After the first one I couldn't stop. I just kept yelling over and over... It's something I'd never done,,, you forget you have the ability. You know, in hindsight, it felt a lot cooler than it reads.
Better Than Cats
You'll laugh, you'll cry, You'll want to see it again and again.
Hey Hey Hey, Before you get all huffy I been real bus on that other blog. Doin work for a good cause.
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